Bad Event Idea #31: Best In Bad Halloween Pickup Lines
Halloween is a festival of flirtation and seduction. The Sexy Crash Test Dummy. The Sexy Chia Pet. The Sexy Ruth Bader Ginsburg. The Sexy Illiterate Squirrel. They all attract the attention of hopefuls looking for a Halloween hook-up. Critical to the effort: a pick-up line.

The "Best In Bad Halloween Pickup Lines" event is simple. People enter the contest and use their Halloween-themed pick-up line. The targets vote for the person with the most crude, cringe-worthy, corny, and un-cute Halloween pickup line. The prize: a night with a Zombie NPC sexbot.

Bad Halloween pick-up line starter kit:

Skeleton: "Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?"

Witch: "Don't worry, those warts on my face aren't anywhere else."

"Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood."

"Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead."

"Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!"

Bad Event Idea Inc.: Bringing bad event ideas to OS since 1392.
https://opensimworld.com/groups/1062

Opensim is so much more than the hatey-whiney folk who so often try to dominate the front page of this site with their pointless drama, and then (which is really low rent) blame their health when they get called on it.
If you're an emotional adult, you may find the following news from around Opensim interesting. We are at the halfway point of this HG Safari season, here are a few recent posts you may have missed.
Our inworld goodbye to Mal Burns - watch the video too if you can, it's lovely
https://hgsafari.blogspot.com/2025/10/a-life-in-review.htm...
A chance to be part of a dancing troupe here in Opensim for the Xmas holidays
https://hgsafari.blogspot.com/2025/10/dancing-on-counterea...
Jimmy Olsen's weather-beaten Scandinavian wonderland
https://hgsafari.blogspot.com/2025/09/gorgeous-norge.html
An intriguing medieval masterpiece by Lilly Topas
https://hgsafari.blogspot.com/2025/09/wonders-of-washago.h...
An outstanding recreation of Old Paris by Glenn Dayafter
https://hgsafari.blogspot.com/2025/10/arte-and-montmartre....
the heartwarming forest build by Pasha Theas, lovingly maintained by Clairwil Oh
https://hgsafari.blogspot.com/2025/10/a-witching-hour.html
and finally, Wyldwood Bayou grid celebrates its 5th anniversary
https://hgsafari.blogspot.com/2025/10/wyld-five.html

🎃✨ It’s time for witches, demons, and dark allure! ✨🎃
On Sciattisi Grid, at the Halloween sim, you’ll find these chilling outfits — perfect for the most magical season of the year 👻🖤

From Fallen Angel to Jigsaw, and from Mikhaila to Bellatrix Lestrange, each look has that mysterious and irresistible touch that will make anyone you meet tremble (or fall under your spell) 😈🦇

Dare to try them on… if you’re brave enough! 🕸️

Landmark: hop://sciattisigrid.it:8002/Halloween/80/101/23

Share Your Story with Bla Bla Bla Magazine!

The Bla Bla Bla is looking for Special Happenings around Opensim for a 'Pocket Travel Guide' to 'Autumn and Winter' Places throughout 'November and December'.

Do you have a region, special happening, or themed event you’d like to spotlight? Don’t be shy — let me help get your story out there!

All I need is a notecard with:

Your SLURL

Your OSW page

The details you’d like included in the magazine plus Pictures/Photos.

It’s that easy!

Contact Sofee on OSW or inworld on AMV or on Discord to share your story.
Let’s make the next edition shine with your events and creativity!

***Autumnfest 2025 Is Just Around the Corner!***

This year’s Autumnfest is going to be bigger and better than ever!
Take a sneak peek at one of the newest regions created especially for this year’s event: http://af25.amv.world

October 23rd – October 31st, 2025 - 9 Regions • 9 Days • Endless Autumn & Halloween Fun!

**Celebrate the magic of the season across:**
AMV Autumnfest, Open Mic Arts, AMV Autumnfest Stage, Surreal Autumnfest, Autumnfest InTribute, Autumnfest Halloween, Meow Fashion, Autumnfest October, and Halloween Town!

Enjoy an incredible lineup of Live Performers, DJs, Tributes, Karaoke, and a BIG Costume Party!
Plus — Storytelling, Belly Dancing, Guided Meditation, Chakra Awareness, and a Rocky Horror Show Tribute!

Don’t miss the AI Autumn & Halloween Art Show at the Crescent Moon Gallery, and get your Autumn & Halloween portraits taken by our amazing staff photographer, Zelle Mist!

Free outfits for everyone — come dressed or grab one at the event!

Check out the full event schedule on the AMV website: https://alternatemetaverse.com/main/index.php?ccat=h

Alina Custom Vehicles.
Bringing unusual and unseen vehicles in Opensim.
Classic American vehicles, Nascar race cars, Huge Hotrod range, Monster Trucks, Heavy Commercial Vehicles, Agricultural Vehicles, Dinkie Vehicle section , Pick up trucks, British vehicles, just about something for everyone..
Selection of vehicles for Big Girls
In region Teleporter to make it easier to get around..
New Vehicles added every week
ALL VEHICLES ARE DRIVEABLE
All new Vendors for an easier experience
Complete sim full of vehicles, almost 250 different vehicles.
All vehicles can be altered or modified should you need, adjustments or additions happily done on request..
Hope to see you soon.
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/luna/126/128/22
Alina

¸.•*(¸.•*´ DISCO - PARTY `*•.¸)`*•.¸
mit DJ Tommy und Paristella !
con DJ Tommy e Paristella !

Freitag, 10.10.2025
Venerdì, 10/10/2025
Beginn: 22:00 CET - 13:00 SLT
Inizio: 22:00 CET - 13:00 SLT

Taxi: newlifeitaly.com:8002:NewLifeWelcome/298/120/45

At landing…come in and grab your Halloween dance & song…fun you can share with your friends. Many more are coming with new update HUDs. Get ready to showcase your best moves and enjoy a spooky atmosphere filled with music and laughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to create unforgettable memories with your friends this Halloween season!

Auf Radio Xenolandia legt Xenos heute zwei Stunden Van Halen auf.


Wann? Heute 13:00 Uhr
Wo hören? Hier lang - https://laut.fm/xenolandia
Oder auf allen Regionen vom Xenolandia Grid.
Streaming-URL für VLC Player https://stream.laut.fm/xenolandia


Für neue Hörer - beim Sender einschalten wird ein kurzer Werbeblock (max.1min) getriggert.
Also nicht ausschalten/ einschalten wenn euch ein Titel nicht gefällt, sondern kurz leise machen.
Die restliche Sendung ist dann werbefrei!

https://tinyurl.com/4bypc6u9

Eddie Van Halen: Der Architekt des modernen Rock-Gitarrenspiels

Die Welt der Rockmusik ist reich an ikonischen Figuren, an Virtuosen, die ihr Instrument neu definierten und ganze Generationen von Musikern beeinflussten. Doch nur wenige Namen leuchten so hell und haben einen so unauslöschlichen Stempel hinterlassen wie der von Edward Lodewijk Van Halen. Bekannt als Eddie Van Halen, war er nicht nur ein Gitarrist; er war ein Innovator, ein Klangforscher und ein musikalisches Genie, dessen Lächeln so ansteckend war wie seine Riffs...

Zum ganzen Artikel auf Xenopolias hier lang > https://tinyurl.com/59zdwcck

All articles on our webpage Xenopolias.de are available in all common languages.

Umstellung wie geplant durchgeführt ...

für folgende Grids wurde eine DNS Änderung durchgeführt von daher kann es noch zu kurzen Verzögerungen kommen bis diese erreichbar sind:

- proxnet.org
- opensim.at
- silva-moon.de
- roxane-online.de
- chubelz.de
- andromeda-grid.de
- nimmerland.life

Wer das ganze beschleunigen möchte kann sich für diese Zeit folgende DNS Server eintragen "212.227.123.16" oder "212.227.123.17".

Gruß ...

Avatar Repertory Theater presents this Friday:

THE TRAGEDIE OF ROMEO AND JULIET

This week, step into Romeo and Juliet — Shakespeare’s iconic tragedy of forbidden love, family feud, and fatal miscommunication. Two lovers defy their world and pay the ultimate price. So come and join the workshop.

We are starting at Act 1, Scene 3.

Shakespeare happens every Friday at 5PM grid time @ Kitely Events Center

hop://grid.kitely.com:8002/Kitely Events Center/433/266/22

Avatar Repertory Theater is a project of New Media Arts, Inc., a small 501(c)(3) nonprofit foundation.

I am starting work on re-creating Acadia in the 1600's and 1700's. I saw this photo, taken in Grande Anse New Brunswick, where my Grandparents and ancestors were from. It is overlooking the Chaleur Bay and the town of Caraquet along the coast in the distance.

🌕 A Miracle Over Samsara 🌕
by Yana Dakota

Last night, the sky cracked open.

A moon, no ordinary moon, rose over Samsara. Vast, radiant, and impossible. It hovered like a celestial omen, casting its glow across the temples, the dunes, the silent waters. Some say it’s a glitch. Others call it a gift. I call it a sign.

The Windlight has shifted. The air hums differently. The rituals feel deeper. The silence between songs now echoes with something ancient.

If you haven’t seen it yet, come.
Stand beneath it.
Let it watch you back.
Yana Dakota

Der Alte Darkwolf hat heute Geburstag also starten wir eine kleine Birthday Party
ab 20.00 Uhr /11Slt geht es los wer Lust hat kann mit feiern
It's Old Darkwolf's birthday today, so we're throwing a little birthday party.
It starts at 20:00 Uhr. /11Slt. Anyone who wants to can come and celebrate with us.

Humpday with DJ Ted – AMV Breakfast Show

Kick off your Wednesday morning with DJ Ted spinning today’s Number 1 hits and more!

Enjoy dedications and song suggestions, plus a round of Scramble and Stirred Singles — all happening at the Main Landing Point on the Alternate Metaverse Grid.

Don’t miss your midweek music boost!
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Alternate%20Metaverse/30...

How can we support this kind of thing today in Opensimulator, I also have in my possession photos of the so-called school, where child and pedophile avatars are grouped, for my part I am going to ban the grid littlebigcity.outworldz.net:8002 from my network and you?

Pumpkin Spice Latte Vending Machine! 😍
A pumpkin-shaped vending machine that churns out warm cups of spiced happiness—perfect for cool days and for those who love the scent of cinnamon and comfort! 🍂

🧡 Features:

Irresistibly autumnal design 🎃

Ready-to-use spiced latte cups ☕

Perfect for decorating cafes, parks, or seasonal events

Guarantees a smile with every click! 😄

🌟 Available now on Sciattisi Grid! hop://sciattisigrid.it:8002/Halloween/54/165/23

Bring a touch of warmth and sweetness to your land with this treat for true pumpkin spice lovers!

🍁 Only on Sciattisi. Where even pumpkins can serve coffee. 😜

Wake up or wind down at the MOONLIGHT PARTY with DeeJay Sofee from 2AM to 4AM on the Alternate Metaverse Main Landing Point!

Whether you're just getting up or settling in, let DeeJay Sofee guide you through a musical journey under the stars.

Today's Genre: "Music to make you feel Good"

Come dance, vibe, and celebrate the rhythm of the night in a Moonlight style!

Located at:
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Alternate%20Metaverse/34...

See you there :-))

Hey everyone, a few important updates regarding the grid.

This Saturday October 11th I will be at a funeral, unless urgent I will not give any assistants until I get home later that day.

I will be at a BDSM convention october 16-19th, I will have my computer with me.

October 23rd-26 I will be in town but away with friends at an airbnb. I will have my computer with me

If any issues arise with the grid the best ways to message me are OSW, Discord
(Mistresdalgato), or via in world.

Hi guys.
I was just pondering Christmas, i was wondering if any one on any grid is thinking of an xmas event? Bringing all grids together.
Perhaps a place where everyone could have a booth?
where any one is free to join in. A amazing event for everyone to join?
Maybe a certain grid hosting this years and then pass the torch to another grid next year?
there are some amazing people in opensim, this would be a place to showcase everyones places, get out there, promote and give out landmarks ect. even if it just ran for a few days. somewhere where everyone could mingle. idk..lemme know your thoughts or if you wanna host ect? hugs guys and gals

3 PM to 5 PM grid time - this comingFriday 10th October @ Abyss Club DJ Diamondz from Downunder ! On Pangea-Grid. A different club to enjoy good music while having fun :)
"Hailing from Australia, DJ Diamondz has been spinning tracks for over 5 years. She has performed at clubs in SL and on different grids in OS. She is a passionate music lover who brings the beats to every event!" This will be held at my partners Eden Sim .. in Pangea.
hop://pangeagrid.de:8002/Eden/436/412/26
Another exciting night with DJ Diamondz at Abyss .. All welcome.

After a period of maintenance closure, Misty Isles is back online with facilities for Recreation, Community and Shopping.

Shopping:
Fields Store - Persephone body and accessories
RC store - Women's clothing (Persephone/Athena/Petit)
SSD Outlet - Skins, makeup & more
CO Fashion - Mens & women's wear (Legacy) & more
(currently a large selection of Halloween dances & tattoos)

Celebrate with us 7th October 12 noon SLT
hop://hg.osgrid.org:80/Misty%20Isles/640/640/29

Event Beach Club @ DJ ANA

Event Beach Club Tuesday, October 7, 2025
Dance Party with DJ ANA
8:30 p.m. Paris time
11:30 AM (SL TIME,PST)
hop://bloodmoonpack.com:8002/Event%20Beach%20Club/128/128/...

Events page:
https://bloodmoonpack.com/grid/events/view.php?id=11
https://opensimworld.com/events/127307

We regret to announce an important update to our Terms of Service.
Due to recent incidents involving inappropriate and pedophilic behavior, BloodMoon Grid has decided to permanently prohibit child-like avatars on the grid.

We understand that this measure may seem unfair to some users who used such avatars purely for creative or innocent purposes.
However, our top priority is and will always remain the protection and safety of our residents, as well as full compliance with applicable laws.

We sincerely thank everyone who understands the necessity of this decision, and we apologize to those affected despite their responsible and harmless use.

👉 You can read the full updated Terms of Service here:
https://bloodmoonpack.com/grid/tos.php

Alina Custom Vehicles.
Now at AMV a new store bringing unusual and unseen vehicles in Opensim.
Classic American vehicles, Nascar race cars, Huge Hotrod range, Monster Trucks, Heavy Commercial Vehicles, Agricultural Vehicles, Dinkie Vehicle section , Pick up trucks, British vehicles, just about something for everyone..
Selection of vehicles for Big Girls
In region Teleporter to make it easier to get around..
New Vehicles added every week
ALL VEHICLES ARE DRIVEABLE
All new Vendors for an easier experience
Complete sim full of vehicles, almost 250 different vehicles.
All vehicles can be altered or modified should you need, adjustments or additions happily done on request..
Hope to see you soon.
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/luna/126/128/22
Alina.

Vielen Dank ans HG Safari für eurem Besuch. Möchtet ihr sehen was die Gruppe in Washago alles so entdeckte?
Dann folgt dem Link: https://hgsafari.blogspot.com/2025/09/wonders-of-washago.h...

Many thanks to HG Safari for visiting us. Would you like to see what the group discovered in Washago?
Then follow the link: https://hgsafari.blogspot.com/2025/09/wonders-of-washago.h...

After a period of maintenance closure, Misty Isles is back online with facilities for Recreation, Community and Shopping.

Shopping:
Fields Store - Persephone body and accessories
RC store - Women's clothing (Persephone/Athena/Petit)
SSD Outlet - Skins, makeup & more
CO Fashion - Mens & women's wear (Legacy) & more
(currently a large selection of Halloween dances & tattoos)

Celebrate with us 7th October 12 noon SLT
hop://hg.osgrid.org:80/Misty%20Isles/640/640/29

Rock am Ring 2026 – Festival ausverkauft

Rock am Ring 2026: Historischer Ausverkauf in Rekordzeit
Bereits Monate vor dem Termin sind alle verfügbaren Karten vergriffen, was in der Geschichte des Events ein Novum darstellt.

Komplette News https://tinyurl.com/5n94bp2a

Halloween? Vergiss Süßes. Dieses Outfit ist pure Verführung.

Noch ein Outfit für Xara:

Schwarzer Hexenhut mit Kürbisband, maskierter Blick, figurbetontes Kleid in Schwarz und Orange – dazu kniehohe Boots, die nicht laufen, sondern regieren. Ein Look wie ein Zauber: gefährlich schön, magisch klar.

DJ DragonLady - EARLY MORNING BREAKFAST SHOW at Party Stage on Alternate Metaverse : Tue 23rd Sep 6:00 AM to Tue 23rd Sep 8:00 AM
DJ DragonLady - Dragon loves gothic rock, her sets are lively and often feature the less well known european artists
DJ DragonLady Shinobiaa Carpenoctem, bringing you 2 hours of incredible danceable tunes! Put on your dancing shoes and come on down to The Party Stage at Alternate Metaverse
We are looking forward to seeing you all here :)
Party Stage
Alternate Metaverse is the new landing point, come and make new friends
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Alternate%20Metaverse/31...

🎃 It's time to scream with joy... and fear! 🕸️
A new Halloween Sim has arrived on the Sciattisi Grid! 👻
Among fogs, pumpkins, and mysterious noises in the night, a spooky world awaits you where every step could hide a surprise (or a monster!).

💀 To make your evenings even more... monstrously fascinating, we've prepared special outfits perfect for every creature of the night!

Come and discover our new Sim: let the atmosphere captivate you, dance with the ghosts, and let yourself be tempted by the dark side of fun!

🕷️ Sciattisi Grid – New Halloween Sim
Where terror meets style. 🦇
hop://sciattisigrid.it:8002/Halloween/89/106/23

Roffellos.Kisses, I wanted to extend my heartfelt thanks for the stunning photographs of Los Pueblitos that you shared with me. The way you've captured the light, the reflections, and the essence of the place is truly remarkable. I can see the time, effort, and love you’ve put into capturing these moments, and I deeply appreciate it.

Los Pueblitos was created with the idea of offering a peaceful and serene space, where visitors can relax and enjoy the breathtaking views. I’m so glad that you’ve been able to experience it in such a beautiful way.

Please know that the doors of Los Pueblitos, as well as Tierra de Volcanes, are always open to you. Whether for a visit or just to experience the tranquility, you’ll always be welcome here.

Thank you again for these incredible images. They’ve made my day!

Khiron Ametza Live
Monday, October 6th, 2025
Join us for a wonderful hour listening to good music among amusing people!!

2 pm @ Club Fire
http://gentlefire.opensim.fun:8002/
Region: Gentle Fire Grid
Location: 21,28,22

hop://gentlefire.opensim.fun:8002/Gentle%20Fire%20Grid/21/...

Pumpkin Patch – A Serene Yet Spirited Autumn Escape

Nestled at the edge of a quiet country road, the pumpkin patch comes alive each October with the unmistakable charm of fall. From the moment you arrive, the air is tinged with the crisp scent of fallen leaves and faint traces of cinnamon and bonfire smoke. The ground is blanketed in a patchwork of crunching gold, orange, and scarlet leaves, and overhead, trees stretch like painted umbrellas, their branches forming a canopy that glows warmly in the late afternoon sun. It’s a picture-perfect scene where time seems to slow down, inviting visitors to breathe deeply and let the season work its magic.

As you stroll through the winding dirt path, rows upon rows of pumpkins greet you—plump and petite, round and lopsided, some a deep, rich orange while others are pale and ghostly white. Children dart between them, laughing as they try to find the "perfect one," while couples meander hand in hand, soaking in the rustic charm. Scattered throughout are wooden crates filled with gourds, dried corn stalks tied to fence posts, and artfully stacked hay bales that double as both décor and seating. Wheelbarrows brimming with oversized pumpkins line the walkways, some carved into grinning jack-o’-lanterns whose faces glow mischievously in the soft light. Their carved eyes and jagged smiles seem to wink at passersby, capturing the playful spirit of the season.

Each corner of the patch holds a surprise—an antique red tractor draped in corn husks, a makeshift scarecrow with overalls and a crooked hat, or a cozy firepit where families gather to sip on hot apple cider. There are themed photo spots, lovingly curated with vintage props, plaid blankets, and towering backdrops of straw and sunflowers, inviting guests to preserve a memory of their visit. Laughter and music drift from a nearby barn, where local artisans sell handmade goods and pumpkin-themed treats, from warm donuts dusted in cinnamon sugar to jars of pumpkin butter and maple syrup.

More than just a place to pick pumpkins, this patch is a celebration of the season—a peaceful retreat infused with the joyful energy of autumn. Whether you're here to capture the perfect photo, find creative inspiration, or simply to take a breath and enjoy the slower pace of fall, the pumpkin patch offers a magical blend of serenity and festivity. It's a haven where the colors are brighter, the air feels fresher, and every corner whispers, this is the heart of autumn.