Especially for people who think there should be nothing funny here:

"I went to the garden center today and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, “Will you be putting that up yourself?” I replied, “No, I’ll be putting it up in my living room.”

--- Stuart Francis

How Old Is Your AV in Human Years?
When discussing SL romances, back in the day, it was common to hear people say that an in-world relationship of one year was the equivalent of 4 or 5 RL years. Now, if you own a dog, you might have heard that one dog year is equal to seven human years. It's more complicated than that. The chart has it all sorted out. Have a look, and tell us, if we thought of AV years as dog years, how old is your oldest OS AV in human years?

As for me, my oldest OS AV was in OSG, and had existed for 15 years. If that OSG AV were a dog, it would have been between 76 and 93 years old in human years now. (Lord, it was way ready to die. And I think, now, it is).

Es ist soweit am Sonntag den 13ten April um 18 Uhr findet das JetSki Rennen statt jeder darf teilnehmen !!
Anleitungen zum Rennen gibt es wenn Ihr den LM nehmt von der Box
Nach dem Rennen findet die Siegerehrung statt und dann ist Party angesagt :)

the time has come on Sunday the 13th of April at 3 am the JetSki race will take place everyone can participate !!
Instructions for the race are available when you take the LM from the box.
After the race, the award ceremony takes place and then it's time to party :)

hop://pangeagrid.de:8002/Water%20Race/110/113/21

Join us today at 2pm Grid time at the Golden Dome Ballroom as we celebrate Star Trek all genres. DJ Maldrul Smith will be bringing the tunes in both sci fi rock and roll and Star Trek Theme music from the various TV shows and Movies. We celebrate Star Trek This month as 3 of the original series stars share the month in birthdays....James Doohan aka Scottie, William Shatner aka James T. Kirk, and Leonard Nimoy aka Mr. Spock.
So dust off those Star Trek uniforms and transport over to Masala Al Kohav Mall and use the teleporter there and select "Dance Event".

grid.genesis-roleplay.org:8002:Masala Al Kohav

Need a Shuttle? contact

Lavia Lavine

This is a restart. Unfortunately, Lipstix is down with OSGrid. But love must be kept in the air! Love must not die.

So I got a time to think and I decided the Club needed another name, another identity. Then we migrated to ZetaWorlds and the new Club is called Velvet Paradise. And we will open soon. I'm taking care of the last preparations.

Khiron Ametza Live
Sunday, March 23rd, 2025
Join us for a great hour listening to good music among nice people!

2pm @ Speakeasy Swinghard
Attire: Casual
http://alternatemetaverse.com:8002
Region: AMV EVENTS
Location: 1082, 1028, 42

Valley Girl - Athena Petite. There is a style card also included that links to the wonderful stores that let me use their items that are included with this avatar. A huge thank you and please check them all out as they all have wonderful items. She is a complete avatar which has all you see as well as shoes! Any questions or concerns don't hesitate to message me. In a new location surrounded by other awesome stores. Copy the full link to the end of 23 and you will land outside my shop it doesn't highlight the full link for some reason. If not once you land just re-put in the LM and it will take you.
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/New Beginnings/339/457/23

* A burial Viking-style was put in place for the unknown dead man found near the shipwreck. Was given the name Hyppolyt for the ceremony, then followed words from people and Anniera placing a yellow flower on his chest. When the present folks pushed him towards the ocean, King Max sent the flaming arrows to the ship so it burned the body to dust. Hyppolyt went to his last Home to meet the Gods.

Добро пожаловать в Астану, ослепительную столицу Казахстана, прекрасно воссозданную архитектором и строителем Гулей Ахмеди в OpenSim SpaceGrid. Исследуйте знаковые достопримечательности, такие как футуристическая башня Байтерек, безмятежный Дворец мира и согласия и потрясающая мечеть Нур-Астана. Откройте для себя величественный Президентский дворец и поразительное Министерство обороны. Насладитесь расслабляющей прогулкой по живописной набережной реки Ишим. Посетите сейчас и полюбуйтесь невероятными виртуальными творениями Гули Ахмеди — приезжайте посмотреть и оценить уникальное очарование Астаны! hop://spacegrid.online:6002/KAZAKHSTAN/118/132/92

Hello Friends

Hola amigos

olá amigos

Ciao amici

Hallo Freunde

Hallo vrienden

Bonjour les amis

Life on Friends Grid, a small yet vibrant multicultural virtual community, is a harmonious blend of cutting-edge technology and diverse cultural experiences.

At Friends Grid, which is powered by 36 cores, everyday life feels incredibly fluid and seamless, as the processing power ensures that everything runs smoothly without interruptions. Whether you're sailing across our 1,000 sims, exploring vast natural landscapes, or participating at the casino, the advanced servers handle the load effortlessly, creating an immersive experience that feels as real as the physical world. More importantly, Friends Grid understands the need for backups with assets being backed up daily and region snaphots being taken every hour!

It’s a place where technology enhances human connection, and every corner of the virtual landscape offers a new opportunity for discovery, creativity, and friendship. Life in a virtual world where people from all over the globe reside is a vibrant tapestry of cultures, languages, and experiences. The beauty of this digital universe lies in its ability to connect individuals from diverse backgrounds, allowing them to coexist in a shared space without barriers.

For people who want to be active and make friends grid their main virtual home, we offer a complimentary one sim island with 10,000 prim and a small, fun community! Contact @ZuzuBahro or @SafineMahoe2 to see if you are a good match for this community!

https://friends-grid.com/

It's still time to visit the OpenSim WorldsFair
https://www.opensimworldsfair.com/
and visits all the beautiful exhibitions.

The Calendar Events is at https://www.opensimworldsfair.com/events

I am on plot 57.

Have a nice day

People that live in houses made of metastable supercooled liquids, should not throw objects primarily composed of naturally occurring minerals, which have a specific chemical composition and crystalline structure.

Starting at 1:00 PM Grid Time at the OpenSim Worlds Fair– Put your hands together for DJ Lyzio Latour! Coming to us from Italy, he will be spinning an eclectic mix of house music, including tech, melodic, soulful, jazz, chill, and more recently groove house.

Below the Eiffel Tower: hop://grid.wolfterritories.org:8002/OpenSim Worlds Fair/1786/1488/22

Following DJ Lyzio is DJ Lala (Laura Latour) also from Italy. She will set the stage on fire with a dynamic mix of Rat Pack, jazz and blues, trance, funky, deep and Afro house music.

At the Rialto Bridge: hop://grid.wolfterritories.org:8002/OpenSim Worlds Fair/1888/1345/23

The Space Cyber levels are now open - three cyber train stations at each level as well as teleports for those who get lost .... As usual, it's not country, it's not blues, it's not jazz ... But I can assure you it will be fun!

There is now an updated plant script available for beta testing. You can pick up an updater in the Mintor store that will automatically update your plants for you (Just wear it, edit the 'upgradeables' notecard if you wish to limit the plants being updated, then touch it to start).

// CHANGE LOG
// Updated to use version number format n.nn (was n.n)
// Fixed not showing 'Replanting' option if AutoHarvest is on
// Fixed not keeping Replanting option setting if script reset
// Options on menu now go back to menu so you can configure easier first time before planting
// (updater also updates prod-rez_plugin to allow a rez rotation to be set)

My newest Avatar created I hope you like it. Come take a look Any questions or concerns don't hesitate to message me I am always happy to help..Your Taxi ==>> hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/AMV Street Party/93/183/26

My first Male avatar shape made my me. Come take a look I am learning hope you like Any questions or concerns don't hesitate to ask. Your Taxi ==>> hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/AMV Street Party/93/183/26

Love DreamGrid? Want to connect with fellow grid owners, share builds, get tips, and stay updated? Join our official Reddit community for discussions, support, and all things DreamGrid!

https://www.reddit.com/r/DreamGrid/

Khiron Ametza Live
Sunday, March 9th, 2025
Join us for a great hour listening to good music among nice people!

2pm @ Speakeasy Swinghard
Attire: Casual
http://alternatemetaverse.com:8002
Region: AMV EVENTS
Location: 1082, 1028, 42

It’s a night of jazz, a night of rhythm, a night to remember, Fri., March 7th at 6:00 PM grid time at the OpenSim Worlds Fair. And taking center stage is none other than DJ Rosa Alekseev, ready to give you a performance like no other! Come as you are or dress in costume!

Four Winds & Coopersville: hop://grid.wolfterritories.org:8002/OpenSim Worlds Fair/1006/187/23

* From the citadelle (building that holds the human knowledges) Steve and Anniera go to the country side of OldTown in search of that famous blue plant that could heal internal infections. As Anniera finds the unknown plant first, the name of 'Anniera purple Star' is assigned to it in the books.
* The plant is brought to Mina who has some knowledges of healing, and she crush the medecine and gives it to Asad.
* Rowk installs himself in the Iron-Islands and creates a special hidden room in case he has to help Asad escape from jail. The dark areas suits him well.

Lynnestra Parker & On The Rocks present TGI Thursday!

Thursdays from 4:00 PM to 6:00 PM Pacific time

DJ Maldrul will be playing a mix of classic and contemporary Rock & Roll and his signature selection of SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

Come check out Rocky Shores where you can dance, surf, play Greedy, hang out and explore!

hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Airmid/478/97/23

It’s a night of jazz, a night of rhythm, a night to remember, Fri., March 7th at 6:00 PM grid time. And taking center stage is none other than DJ Rosa Alekseev, ready to give you a performance like no other! Come as you are or dress in costume!

Four Winds & Coopersville: hop://grid.wolfterritories.org:8002/OpenSim Worlds Fair/1006/187/23

#OSWF #opensim

OSGRID is NOT a TEST GRID!!! I was wrong and have been corrected by Fred and others. Osgrid is a full production services grid. I thought it was a test grid and as a result you all had no right to be so angry at them because with a test grid there are no guarantees. But I was completely wrong. You guys have every right to be angry and mad. You've lost all your inventory from an actual production grid. No IAR's, No OAR's. Nothing. Years of your life down the drain. Hours of building and creating and scripting wasted. Everything gone. I understand your frustration and hatred now.

Genesis Roleplay Grid is a stable well managed grid
owned by the mother & daughter team of Lavia Lavine and Metal Tango. We do not require you to be involved in the role play to be a member of the grid. We welcome builders, decorators, designers, scripters, and any member who has a vision for a bright future in Open Sim and, of course, Roleplayers are quite welcome also. And on Genesis, the only thing you pay for is the land. This could be your "new beginning" with a growing, expanding grid.

1x1 - w/5K prims = $5
2x2 - w/10K prims = $10
3x3 - w/15K prims = $15
4x4 - w/20K prims = $20
5x5 - w/25K prims = $25
6x6 - w/30K prims = $30
8x8 - w/40K prims = $40

The purchase of 2 - 4x4 or larger regions grants a free 1x1 or 2x2 region.

No additional charge to add prims and you can go
as high as 120K prims in the larger regions.
All regions are monitored for security and functionality.

All tier payments are monthly and non refundable.

For more information message me.

Hypergrid travelers, mark your calendar for Tues. March 4th for 12:00 PM grid time at the Worlds Fair. Blues music lovers of all kinds, we’ve got a special treat for you! Spinning the best beats and dropping the hottest tracks, let’s give a warm welcome to Rogue Galaxy.

Stage 2 hop://grid.wolfterritories.org:8002/OpenSim Worlds Fair/1279/1175/22

#OSWF #opensim

*~* Alphabet Karaoke using BAND NAMES Sunday's 2m - 4pm Grid/PST

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Come on down and share your talent with us!

Today you will each sing two songs but in Alphabetic order. The first singer will sing a song by a band whose name starts with the Letter A and a song from Band Name that starts with B. The next singer will do C & D, etc. Sing on our house stream or using voice in local chat.

hop://hg.twiztidtimezgrid.com:8602/Wicked%20Waves/564/540/...