Bad Event Idea #1015: Best At Being Late To The Party
Showing up on time for a party can be awkward for the unprepared host, who generally expects guests to be "fashionably late". But worst of all is the guest who shows up raring to go just when the party is winding down. But being late to the "Best At Being Late To The Party" event is rewarded...maybe. Actually, the prize will go to some random person in OS who didn't show up at the party at all! What could be later than that!

Bad Event Idea #31: Best In Bad Halloween Pickup Lines
Halloween is a festival of flirtation and seduction. The Sexy Crash Test Dummy. The Sexy Chia Pet. The Sexy Ruth Bader Ginsburg. The Sexy Illiterate Squirrel. They all attract the attention of hopefuls looking for a Halloween hook-up. Critical to the effort: a pick-up line.

The "Best In Bad Halloween Pickup Lines" event is simple. People enter the contest and use their Halloween-themed pick-up line. The targets vote for the person with the most crude, cringe-worthy, corny, and un-cute Halloween pickup line. The prize: a night with a Zombie NPC sexbot.

Bad Halloween pick-up line starter kit:

Skeleton: "Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?"

Witch: "Don't worry, those warts on my face aren't anywhere else."

"Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood."

"Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead."

"Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!"

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Bad Event Idea #67: The "Best In Sim Crash" event.
Did you know that we would not have OpenSim (OS) if not for a computer crash? The precursor to OS, Second Life (SL), was directly inspired by the cyberpunk classic Snow Crash. The name of the novel, says the author Neal Stephenson, was based on what he saw on the screen during a particular software failure mode on his Macintosh computer. "When the computer crashed and wrote gibberish into the bitmap, the result was something that looked vaguely like static on a broken television set—a 'snow crash.'"

In an unknowing homage to the very origins of the Metaverse, SL club hosts would encourage participants to invite their friends to an event, saying "let's crash this sim!" It is entirely fitting, then, to hold an event intentionally and unironically dedicated to the crash. Welcome to the "Best In Sim Crash" event. The contestant who comes up with the most creative way to crash the sim will win a lifetime supply of prim penises.

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Bad Event Idea #130: Best in Comfort Pillow Marriage Ceremony
It's simple. Bring your comfort pillow. Marry it. Public honeymoon optional. Hentai cuckhold porn comfort pillow honeymoon? Instant winner!

Novale's Winter Worlds Travel Agency is located at the Christmas Market Place. Get inside to discover the destination's panels. You know a winter place that is not there yet, send me a message with an LM.

The OpenSim Community Conference is, of course, next weekend. Here are five bits of info about the event. Did you know them all?
https://hgsafari.blogspot.com/2023/12/five-bits-about-oscc...
Here's the menu to the feast of fun...which talks are you planning on coming to hear? https://conference.opensimulator.org/schedule/

GREAT DANCE MUSIC EVENING WITH THE EXCELLENT DJ ANA...WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU!!!!!!
GRANDE SERATA DANCE MUSIC CON LA BRAVISSIMA DJ ANA...VI ASPETTIAMO !!!!!!
hop://newlifeitaly.net:8002/PalmBeach/112/183/23

Christmas is here at Hypergrid Games. We have put out our very special Christmas themed slot *Santa's Favourite* for you all to enjoy. Head over to https://www.avatarlife.com/ and make yourself an account in minutes. Then the gaming fun can start ! We have all kinds of stop-slots (25+!) with progressive jackpots connected. Your slots paradise is just here !

Kelso Uxlay will show you, how to make your objects move smoothly through your regions. At his Session at Saturday 9 December at 8:30am PST at #OSCC
https://conference.opensimulator.org/2023/11/28/smooth-mov...

“Its most interesting portion consists in a showcase demonstration of scripted moving objects, some of them exhibiting spectacular effects. “Ordinary people” will benefit from learning and seeing what is possible. Perhaps some of them will be encouraged to develop their own scripting skills.”

Check out our full Schedule here:
https://conference.opensimulator.org/compact-schedule/

Where yesterday meets myth, magic and beauty! EVERYONE is welcome! Explore and learn the history of the park and its founders, or perhaps you can solve the puzzle of the secret society! Explore the beautiful scenery or enjoy a hot air balloon ride. Play Greedy! Check into the La Fountaine hotel. We are the perfect place for your wedding or event. There is ample hiking, photo spots and great locations for boating. We are extra proud to be the home of Black Cat Radio, the best music across the metaverse! Come by and grab a free radio! Please join our group and be sure to READ our simple rules to help you enjoy your adventure.

DJ Riker's Best of the 70's Part 2!! Hot Daddy's tonight at 6:00PM!

Do you love the music of the 70’s? Do you want to relive the era with some of the best hits from that decade? Then you don’t want to miss DJ Riker’s Best of the 70’s Part 2 party at Hot Daddy’s! Riker did part 1 a few weeks ago and left us wanting more from this amazing era!! He will make you feel like you are back in the 70’s with his amazing mixes and remixes of songs by artists like ABBA, Bee Gees, Donna Summer, Earth, Wind & Fire, and many more! You will have a blast dancing and singing along to your favorite 70’s songs with DJ Riker and other 70’s music lovers! Join us!
wyldwoodbayou.com:8002:Wyldwood Bayou Hot Daddys

Aurora II Luxury Ocean Liner @ SevenSeas-Alternate Metaverse

Awards Celebration and Alternate Metaverse Grid Awards day!
Celebrating the 2nd Anniversary of The Aurora II Luxury Liner!

December 12th 2023
AMV Grid Awards - 11am-12 noon
MrMikie String sings Liver 12Noon-1pm
Clan Escotia & Clan's Band 1pm

At the Elegance Grand Ballroom Upper Deck!

alternatemetaverse.com:8002:SevenSeas

Join me today at the Gypsy Camp on Pangea Grid! 🙂
Throwing in some Holiday Songs! Grab my 750+ Song List
and request your favorites!
❈ ════ ❈ 12:00pm OST/3:PM EST
❈ ════ ❈ GYPSY CAMP - PANGEA GRID
❈ ════ ❈ RIDE: hop://pangeagrid.de:8002/GypsyCamp/299/351/22

It's that time again at the Phantom Rose Grid! (http://phantomrose.ddns.net:8002) The Opera House is decorated for Christmas.
Come get your annual Christmas picture at Skate Mountain, Phantom Rose Welcome. We also have an auto-skater for hands free skating fun! Free skates available, with skating at Skate Mountain or Swan Lake (at the Opera House). Christmas music and hot chocolate. Come find your Holiday spirit. Take a picture alone or with a friend. Happy Holidays to everyone! :) We will also have our annual Christmas ballet, 24/7 at the Phantom Rose Bayou Region Opera House!

you are all invited to the winter party at the gypsy camp in the forests of Hoia Baciu
warm clothing would be appropriate :)

es sind alle zur Winterparty im Zigeunerlager in den Wäldern von Hoia Baciu herzlich willkommenn
warme Kleidung wäre angebracht :)

es singt für euch

Putri Solo
Rogue Galaxy
Rice Tyler

hop://pangeagrid.de:8002/GypsyCamp/299/351/22

The ORIGINAL Latex Lounge Fetish Dance with live DJ Molly Sheryffe - Tonight at 5pm Pacific!

Come join in for some great music and a great group of people who've been in the BDSM and Fetish business for over 10 years in Opensim! Free LATEX gift every week!!

Starts at 5pm PST!!
Region: Battersea

"Your Set Sunday" with DJ Kith at Rockin' The Blues Tonight at 6:00 PM!!
Region: Wyldwood Bayou Rockin' The Blues
Event begins tonight at 6:00!
Added by Harmony
Details:
One of our most popular sets is when YOU get to be the DJ! Tonight's the night! You already bring the party...now you get to bring the music!! Bring your blues requests and dedications and DJ Kith will play them for you! Have an old favorite? A fresh new blues tune you heard somewhere? BRING IT!! Let's see what ya got! We have the fun & hospitality we are famous for and you bring the music tonight! Can't think of a request? No worries! Kith has plenty of his own tunes ready to go! Come on down to the Bayou and have some fun with us!!
wyldwoodbayou.com:8002:Wyldwood Bayou Rockin' The Blues

New to Samsara, The OakWoods, It brings you this way to the Zen Garden in the sea and the Pond Garden where you can relax and being zen all the way!
hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Samsara/220/351/22

Elf Mage DJ Maldrul performs at On The Rocks @ Alternate Metaverse Sundays from 5:00 PM to 7:00 PM Pacific time
DJ Maldrul will be playing a mix of classic and contemporary Rock & Roll and his signature selection of SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

Come check out Rocky Shores where you can dance, surf, play Greedy, hang out and explore!

hop://alternatemetaverse.com:8002/Airmid/478/97/23

I was taught to treat people with respect. I prefer to think of it as treating people with dignity. To do that, I need to act with dignity. Acting out of anger only hardens the heart and diminishes oneself in everyones eyes. There is a better way of dealing with frustration. It begins with compassion for oneself, and then for others. This season, and in every season, my wish is this.

May I be happy. May I be well. May I live in peace. May I be free.

May all beings near me be happy. May they be well. May they live in peace.
May they be free.

May all beings far from me be happy. May they be well. May they live in peace. May they be free.

May all beings on this planet be happy. May they be well. May they live in peace. May they be free.

May all of my family be happy. May they be well. May they live in peace. May they be free.

May all of my friends be happy. May they be well. May they live in peace. May they be free.

May all of my enemies be happy. May they be well. May they live in peace. May they be free.

May all beings everywhere, whether near or far, whether known to me or unknown, be happy. May they be well. May they live in peace. May they be free.

WLFG HOLIDAY STREAM IS ONLINE!

We have just added 5 LIVE performances from Rogue Galaxy to the WLFG Christmas Stream!!!

This broadcast is available to all HG'ers

Christmas and Holiday music 24x7 until January 6th 2024!

http://holiday.littlefieldgrid.com:9950

Sunday Brunch Blues with DJ Kith on the Bayou Belle every Sunday Morn at 9:00AM (SLT)!!
Region: Bayou Belle at Wyldwood Bayou Rockin' The Blues
Event begins: in 25 minutes: 2023-12-03 09:00 SLT
Added by: Kith Whitehawk
Details:
Get up, grab your breakfast and come on down to The Bayou Belle to chill with DJ Kith & The Tribe for coffee and relaxing blues!! DJ Kith may be a lousy cook but he's a fabulous blues DJ! He's got the blues that will both ease your troubles from the previous week, put a smile on your face and give you the motivation to head into the next! No better way to start your day than with a heaping helping of DJ Kith and some chill blues! See you there!!
wyldwoodbayou.com:8002:Wyldwood Bayou Rockin' The Blues