ALL HOPESTONE ATTRACTIONS HAVE MOVED!
NEW GRID:
http://hg.CarnivaleGrid.com:8002/Magicland
To All Our Magicland Dreamers,
Howdy folks! Mickey Mouse here with news so big, itâs bigger-on-the-inside!
After almost 4 magical years in Neverworld, weâre moving Magicland to the all-new Carnivale Grid â and weâve traveling like well, not quite royalty, but Time Lords! The Doctor has agreed to transport us and the entire park in their nifty contraption they call a âT.A.R.D.I.S.â.
(Thatâs short for âTotally Awesome Ride Distributing Infinite Surprisesâ â or so the Doctor tells me while doing that thing where they wave their glowing screwdriver at the parking meters. Long story.)
This magical blue box can fit:
All 30 Roller Coasters & Theme Rides (currently occupying the zero-gravity disco room)
All 14 Magical Light Parade Floats (the horses graciously agreed to wear diapers for the trip)
Every last churro stand (now accidentally time-locked to stay eternally crispy)
That singing topiary that gets really excited when Donald rantsâŠ. (he wonât leave without it)
Minnieâs entire shoe collection (they all look the same to me, but apparently âthat oneâ is special)
Every last ounce of Magicland magic (canât leave that behind!)
And still have room for Goofyâs âexperimentalâ jellybean cannon!
Small print: May cause temporary time loops when Donald argues with the console. Not responsible for unexpected visits from Victorian-era carousel horses.
Set your watches for⊠actually nevermind, the Doctor says time is âwibblyâ right now. Just meet us at Carnivale for the grand reopening â weâll announce the date when we land! There will be games, prizes, movies and more!
Stay tuned folks & NEVER stop dreaming!
Your pal,
Mickey Mouse
Magicland Head Dreamer & Honorary Time Traveler
P.S. The Doctor says to remind everyone: DONâT TOUCH THE BLINKING BUTTONS. Especially the one that looks like a âmultidimensional anti-temporal red or sometimes magenta jellybeanâ. Anyone know what a âmultidimensional anti-temporal jellybeanâ looks like? Apparently that oneâs important.
P.P.S. The Doctor let me take a brief glance into Magiclandâs future, and I didnât get to see much (spoilers, darling!) but I did see that the park is getting yet another full region expansion! It seems to be called âTomorrowlandâ â I wonder what thatâs about? There was also something about a âSillyvilleâ? Huh! Exciting times ahead it seems! Stay tuned!