The rides BREAK, the games are RIGGED, the food is LOUSY and the service is even WORSE. Apparently these WARNINGS are not enough to keep people away. Have a Dismay Day!
We are SORRY that the EASTER EGG hunt could NOT happen today. The Easter Bunny was captured when trying to avoid Dismayland! Tonight we will be serving: Lassenpheffer at Chopsy's Diner!