Why were there no Vikings called Ruth?
Because they were Ruthless
How does Thor protect the realms?
As guard
What did Vikings take to feel better?
Pillage
Why weren’t the Vikings ruled by women?
Because that would have made them Viqueens
What do modern-day Vikings do when they are hungry?
Raid the fridge
Why did the wind keep the Vikings awake?
It kept blowing their horns
What do you call a Viking that loses both eyes?
A Vkng
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