Announcing the grand opening of 'CHICKENTOPIA' !!!! In chickentopia, you can purchase a chicken in remembrance of your loved one. The chicken can either roam freely or be housed in one of our chicken houses. The chicken will proudly bear the name of your deceased above it's head. You can go and talk to the chicken to help release psychological frustrations you had in real life, or kick the chicken, i do not care. Each chicken costs only $5.00 a month for feed to keep it healthy. If you stop paying, your chicken will starve to death and we will bury it. Please do not experience double the grief from the loss of a loved one multiple times! Pay your damn bill! Visit today! Chickentopia. cyberdatastorm.com:8002:Chickentopia