Long ago in a cellar bar far far away....
I was once in a bar with a couple of friends and an MC Hammer vid came on the TV.
MC had on his iconic "trousers", you know the ones I mean?
My friend, perhaps a little worse for wear pronounced that he could indeed fill MCs trousers.
I couldn't out do that boast so I had to go with:
"So could I - but I'd need a number 14 bus right behind me".
Gotta keep it real, right?