Bad Event Idea:
Best display-of-unique-personalities-that-later-get-exposed-as-alts-of-the-same-person-awards ceremony.
Toast , roast and boast ,with, to, and about your selves. May the best man/woman/people/ win! The finale will be a shocking reveal! Which judge on the panel is actually everyone at the party? Find out when you attend this very bad idea for an event.

Bad Event Idea #67: Best In Running With Scissors
My mom said: "Don't run with scissors! You will poke your eye out!" I said, "Lady, I've got places to go and stuff to cut." Now, the place to go is the Best In Running With Scissors event.

The winner will be the person who:
1. Avoids poking their own eyes out, and
2. Is best at poking other people's eyes out.

Sharpen those scissors, people, and get ready to run!

Bad Event Idea #37: Best In Worst Sounds
Contestants must wear an attachment that continuously plays sounds of animals, insects, instruments, and people, like heavy breathing, snoring, sneezing, and screaming in agony because of too many sounds...

The winner is the person with sounds that most irritate people -- if there are any left at the end of the event.

Bad Event Idea #35: Best In Mug Shots
1. Turn yourself into law enforcement as a distributor, user or importer of copybot items.
2. Get arrested
3. Get a mug shot.
4. Use it as your profile picture.
5. Enter the "Best In Mug Shots" contest.

May the best mug win!

Bad Event Idea #18: Best In "Who You Hate On OSW And Why."
Come dance and rant about who you hate on OSW and why. The most hateful person at the event wins...something.

DJ Regurge will entertain with the most hated songs from bands like Bucket of Bile, Homicidal Retribution, and Wank For Peace.

Extra credit bonus points if the person you hate is at the event.

Bad Event Idea #67: The "Best In Sim Crash" event.
Did you know that we would not have OpenSim (OS) if not for a computer crash? The precursor to OS, Second Life (SL), was directly inspired by the cyberpunk classic Snow Crash. The name of the novel, says the author Neal Stephenson, was based on what he saw on the screen during a particular software failure mode on his Macintosh computer. "When the computer crashed and wrote gibberish into the bitmap, the result was something that looked vaguely like static on a broken television set—a 'snow crash.'"

In an unknowing homage to the very origins of the Metaverse, SL club hosts would encourage participants to invite their friends to an event, saying "let's crash this sim!" It is entirely fitting, then, to hold an event intentionally and unironically dedicated to the crash. Welcome to the "Best In Sim Crash" event. The contestant who comes up with the most creative way to crash the sim will win a lifetime supply of prim penises.

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Bad Event Idea #130: Best in Comfort Pillow Marriage Ceremony
It's simple. Bring your comfort pillow. Marry it. Public honeymoon optional. Hentai cuckhold porn comfort pillow honeymoon? Instant winner!

Bad Event Idea #664: Best of Doomscrolling
In September 2023, the oldest dictionary publisher in the United States, Merriam-Webster, recognized "doomscrolling" as an official word. Yet, three years prior, the Oxford English Dictionary named “doomscrolling” one of it's words of the year. Why did US word-watchers wait so long? I smell a conspiracy, a cover-up, or some fossilized dinosaur poop. (Coprolite. Aren’t dictionaries fun?)

Simply put, doomscrolling is binging on news or social media content about troubling things -- like a tragedy, crisis, or disaster. Of course, constantly consuming distressing news takes a toll on our health. The Best of Doomscrolling event will celebrate the great harm that comes from this pathological use of the internet. Sick, huh? That’s why this is a bad event idea. But the show must go on!

Guests at the event will doomsurf on a sea of negative stories and kvetch obsessively about the worst possible outcome of current events. The winner of the Best of Doomscrolling event will be the person who has made us all feel the most sad, stressed, or agitated. We all know a person like that. The fact is, you can't get PTSD if you are the traumatic event.

Bad Event Idea #377: Fastest in Poofing

Winner is who disappears from the party the most quickly after announcing their departure and saying goodbye to everyone. Bonus points for the most people bidding them farewell after they've poofed.

Bad Event Idea- Voice chat party during a scheduled set with a live Dj or musician!
Fun! Make the DJ feel as important as background noise by loudly talking on local chat to each other- especially when the DJ is making announcements This is guaranteed to make the DJ feel annoyed at best, and your guests with social skills will surely cringe and likely forget to send you an invite to the next party. Hardy har har har.

Bad Event Idea #462: Best At Singing Your Grids TOS
Terms of Services. Do you ever read them? At the "Best At Rapping Your Grids TOS," you will not only read them, but you'll sing them in the music style of your choosing. Rap, Opera, Folk, Folk Opera Rap... Use your imagination.

Why is this a bad event idea? First: TOS. Second: Rap, Opera, Folk singing

Bad Event Idea #34: Best in Bouncing on The Couch.
Find an interesting couch. Add "bouncing on the couch" animations. Bring the couch to the event and, well, bounce on your couch.

If you can't find "bouncing on the couch" animations, find an animation with a bouncing theme, like "bouncing on the ground after falling from a great height." Or just show up looking like this guy. People will want to bounce on you, making you the instant winner!

Bad Event Idea #35: Best In Babel
Phem kev tshwm sim lub tswv yim #35: zoo nyob rau hauv Babel

Siv Google Translate hloov koj cov lus rau hauv ib hom lus obscure thiab sib txuas lus siv cov nqe lus thaum cov kev tshwm sim.

Bad Event Idea #35: Best In Babel
Use Google Translate to change your words into an obscure language and communicate using only those phrases during the event.

Bad Event Idea #1015: Best At Being Late To The Party
Showing up on time for a party can be awkward for the unprepared host, who generally expects guests to be "fashionably late". But worst of all is the guest who shows up raring to go just when the party is winding down. But being late to the "Best At Being Late To The Party" event is rewarded...maybe. Actually, the prize will go to some random person in OS who didn't show up at the party at all! What could be later than that!

Bad Event Idea #31: Best In Bad Halloween Pickup Lines
Halloween is a festival of flirtation and seduction. The Sexy Crash Test Dummy. The Sexy Chia Pet. The Sexy Ruth Bader Ginsburg. The Sexy Illiterate Squirrel. They all attract the attention of hopefuls looking for a Halloween hook-up. Critical to the effort: a pick-up line.

The "Best In Bad Halloween Pickup Lines" event is simple. People enter the contest and use their Halloween-themed pick-up line. The targets vote for the person with the most crude, cringe-worthy, corny, and un-cute Halloween pickup line. The prize: a night with a Zombie NPC sexbot.

Bad Halloween pick-up line starter kit:

Skeleton: "Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?"

Witch: "Don't worry, those warts on my face aren't anywhere else."

"Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood."

"Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead."

"Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!"

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Best in Thong.
You might think this would be a popular event, what with all of the young, attractive, fit and trim Avs in OS. But the rules of the contest require participants to wear a thong IRL and to post pix of themselves in said thong on their profile. That’s right. We will see some of the aging population of OS nearly naked. Trauma Therapists will be standing by.

Bad Event Idea #45: Watching TV With 30 Dolls & An Infinite Number of Pencils. Why is this a bad idea? First, the name is too long. Second, we in the U.S. are now only allowed to have 2 dolls, not 30, and just 5 pencils. Even so, we might make it work, if you can get 3 TVs. because sometimes you and your dolls will want to watch different programs.

Bad Event Idea #38: Best At Killing
This event features using inventive ways to murder people. The prize at the “Best At Killing” event will be awarded to the person who uses the most creative way to kill. For example, bludgeoning someone to death with a large loaf of stale pumpernickel. Dressing as a hooker and luring people into a deadly bouncy castle. Or being a ghost with an especially large, and lethal penis. Yes, like the game of Clue where “the ghost did it in the Ballroom with a penis”.

Why is this a bad event idea? Events are no fun being there alone, surrounded by dead bodies.

Because Nico try to move its sick ideas on other citizens posts i will move her incompetence and hate here.
This group is realy good place for her paskvils.
Read peeps:



Nico Kalani 5h
Pagane. As much as you have a pathological need to be hated, and do all you can to make it so, I don't hate you. I just pity you. What sources did you cite? None. So I don't need to prove you wrong. An assertion without evidence is merely an opinion, and can be assumed to be false. Learn logic and the rules of debate. Your egotism and self-inflated sense of superiority is less than convincing. However, it does tell me that you are essentially insecure, and not to be trusted. Unfortunately for you, I'm not convinced by boasts and bragging. However, I am greatly amused by your antics. Keep on being the clown that you are.

In any case, the owners of OWS world make money by selling advertising. If you limit the number of users to try to keep a few trolls out, you needlessly limit the value of the site to advertisers. This not a practical solution, and your poor understanding of history is a really bad reason to adapt your essentially flawed idea.
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Nico Kalani 2d
It's obvious that at least one person here does not understand Athenian democracy very well. The fact is that “...Athenian citizens were paid by the state to participate in public affairs. Various component features to this policy enabled thousands of landless, poor Athenian males, the thetes, to participate in the democracy...”
https://web.ics.purdue.edu/~rauhn/radical_democracy.htm

Ostracism was another part Athenian Democracy. It was a procedure by which any citizen could be expelled from the city-state of Athens for ten years. Banishment by popular vote was often the result of pissing people off. Does any one have any candidates for ostracism that they would care to mention?

But sure, lets return to how things were done in ancient Athens, like your doctor tasting your earwax to make a diagnosis. OK, that's maybe not so bad for you. But the doctor? Ick. Would it be too gross to mention that doctors would lick your vomit to see how sweet it was? Ya, shouldn't have mentioned that. And pee? All I'll say is that according to Hippocratic medicine, urine was supposed to taste like fig juice.

And these were the people who could vote!

But it wasn't all bad back then. Once a year, the men and women of Athens would get drunk out of their minds, march down the streets while holding gigantic pricks proudly above their heads, and, of course, sing songs about penises. That's a swell idea! The only people who should post on OWS are people with good penis songs!
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Pagane 1h
Nico READ ALL of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athenian_democracy
And especialy part where is explained who is "CITIZEN"!!! Not everyone human is citizen. Even in your post where is explained THEORY how must look RADICAL DEMOCRACY! Are you see word RADICAL? Or it is parazite word for you?
Read down your post.... it is about EXPERIMENT made from Pericles to modify some parts in democracy. But this ends only in experiment stage.
PLEASE PEOPLES READ ALL, NOT FIRST FEW WORDS!!!

P.S. Better stop to argue, Go to read and educate and... is realy read may excuse.. Humans doing thsi sometime.
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Nico Kalani 48m
I'm not arguing. You are entitled to your opinion, no matter how wrong. I'm just presenting the facts as I find them and, unlike you, citing my sources. But now, you finally have link to an article that you say supports your opinion...and it's Wikipedia. As Wikipedia itself says, "Wikipedia is not a reliable source." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Academic_use

Do better.
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Pagane 1d
Please use only working links to fact checked sources!
I'm 100% sure that at least few USA "colege" will write lots about role of slaves in Athens democracy and many more.....

Keep this ***** for internal use in US schools.
OK? Or open other post where will argue about new world history written in 20 century from politicians....
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Nico Kalani 1d
Interestingly, you fail to refute the evidence found in the source I cite, as well as fail to provide any proof of your claims in your post. So, we are free to assume that your claims are not only not fact checked, but not facts at all. Assertions without evidence are merely opinions. We can disregard what you say without needing to refute it with any facts. That's how debate works.
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Pagane 20h
NIck LINK CAN NOT OPEN! Not exists!
I cannot refute private fake history used for INTERNAL use from some USA "university". I only may guess "facts" inside is enough fake to not show on public and only lie dudes who pay money to this "university"!
About facts i citate you Athens sources! Not comments from drunk 21 century "professors"!
Your source is:
https://where.is.my.brain.dot
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Nico Kalani 4h
You neither name nor cite your sources. An assertion without evidence is merely an opinion, and can be assumed to be false. Learn logic and the rules of debate. And while I do not need to refute your opinion, others may be interested in information supported by more than your bragging and boasting.
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Bad Event Idea 666: The Best At Winning Halloween, Old Style.
Lots of places in OS are going to have Halloween events that reflect contemporary traditions and themes. Be different. Celebrate Halloween Old Style.

Event activities will include:
Snap-Apple: You tie a string around the middle of a stick and hang it from the ceiling. You attach an apple on one end of the stick and a lit candle on the other. Then you spin the stick. The goal: Players try to take a bite of the apple while avoiding burning wax and flames in their mouths.

Not your thing? Try Snapdragon, in which you “try to snatch bits of dried fruit or wrapped fortunes from a dish of flaming alcohol.”

Plus, who is going to be the best at wearing the classic bed sheet ghost costume to terrorize or sexually assault women? (As was done in Britain in the 17th, 18th, and 19th centuries). Actually, please don't do this. Don't do any of this.

Yes, those were the bad old days, and it’s all part of this bad event idea.

Bad Event Idea Zero: The Best of Eating Hot Peppers, Drinking a Gallon of Whole Milk, Dunking Yourself in Ice Water, and Looking Beyond the Future of Humanity.

This is a bad idea simply because it has been done so many times before.

Bad Event Idea #425: Best at Smashing Capitalism and Having Gay Sex.
While otherwise a good idea for a good event, its a bad idea because most people in OS are too busy smashing capitalism and having gay sex to come to an event about smashing capitalism and having gay sex.