I'm going BONKERS, come with me. The Ghost of Linda Kellie; seated on her throne, contemptuously watching as 'The JESTER' constructs this TRIBUTE. Why... she sent me and our phantom composer, Jett Zax to the Afterlife at least 42 times this week. Why should we deprive YOU of these guilty pleasures? There is actually a point to all of this and I just sharpened my pencil. Some humans forgot how to get COMPLETELY out of themselves and have REAL FUN. They grew up; but closed the door on growing down. I intend to make that problem considerably and systematically WORSE this season! Indulge me if you please or don't. Favors tend to fall flat and are not considered valid currency.

We are now STRESS TESTING the NPC Fashion Show AND the NEW 3rd Generation Aether Lighting and Sound System. If you thought SimGEAR LightClub v1 and v2 were cool, you have seen nothing yet! Come in while security is down because once we flip the switch, the pedagogy of suffering tickles your inner child until laughter echos throughout the metaverse.

She gave us a FOUNDATION, we'll give her a WHOLE SEASON
Thank You, Linda Kellie!

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