In a garden under the sea, below the Moonlight Bay
Among the peaceful coral and the gentle seaweed sway
Lives a clan of mers with a crazy King
Neptune was his name.
He looks like Neptune but sings like Clan
The Scot you love the best
He's home at last after many hours
And shows at Opensim Fest
Aye 'tis true that divers, mers and whales
Will come from miles around
To hear him sing their favorite tunes
And tell his tallest "tails"
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