You Can Buy This Outfit With Or Without A Drawing Of A Penis.
Yes, this sounds odd, but hear me out. A man noticed that no matter how poorly he signed his name on the credit card pad at the check-out counter, the transaction was approved. So he started experimenting with how he signed his name. Signing with a random scribble? No problem. Signing as Sideshow Bob? No problem. Signing with the outline of a penis? Problem.
The clerk looked at the penis. Looked at the card. Looked at the penis. Called the manager.
"Sir", the manager said, "we can not accept your credit card for this purchase!" When asked why, the manager said, "You drew a *penis* on the pad!" But, more importantly, the manager said, was that the drawing of the penis did not match the signature on the card.
The man then understood what he must to do next. Get a new credit card. Sign it with a drawing of a penis.
oh HELLO: All credit cards accepted.
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